CHRISTMAS LIST

Mia - A drawing of everyone together and a card with "WHY I LOVE BIG SIS" filled with cheesy loving reasons that TOTALLY MAKES YOU CRY and little matching felt plushies of her and herself, and NICE EARRINGS
Nick - Evil Magistrate action figure! "It can fight the Steel Samurai I got you last year!"
Edgeworth - Steel Samurai first edition mint foil trading card AND Evil Magistrate first edition mint foil trading card. "You better take good care of these! I entrust you!"
Gumshoe - FOOD that she swiped from the mess hall and put in a pretty basket.
Ema - FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS and a shoebox full of her collection of shiny things she's found on the lakeshore SOME OF THEM GLOW
Peony - A HANDMADE RAPPIG PLUSHIE MADE OF FELT AND GLUE
Ryoutou - A box of nothing but candy: pop rocks, rock candy, nerds, tons of christmas cookies and christmas-wrapped hersheys and blowpop rings and a colorful drawing of them that says "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Mr. Hidan - A drawing of Mr. Hidan kicking zombie ass with a SECRET TECHNIQUE "I don't know your techniques because you won't TELL ME so you'll just have to PRETEND I got it right!"
Zuko - A lighter 8D
Kururu - Little ghostie hairclips with a note! "Thank you for the A-T!"
Euphie - Cute hair bauble hair ties!
Spider-Man - A plushie of a girl with red hair! Also a drawing of Spider-Man CARRYING MAYA OVER NEW YORK CITY with Godzilla in the background and zombies with speech bubbles that say "Wargh he's too strong!" With a note that says "Thank you Spider-Man!"
Nakatsu - PIXIE STICKS
Brook - A parachute
Jak - A parachute
Midori - CANDY with a drawling of a SUPER HERO WOMAN, with a note that says "Welcome and Merry Christmas!"
Meryl - FRUIT with a note that says "I dunno if you like candy so I got you fruit!"
Yuusuke - A drawing of a samurai kicking a ninja's ass
Kyon - Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Songs MP3s 8D
Cloud - A HUG
Kazu - A red flashlight and a nametag that says "HI MY NAME IS KAZU"
Yamamoto - BURNED THE FIRST FOUR SEASONS OF STEEL SAMURAI

Oooooooooooh icon meme. Ttly coppying Katou whut.

Edit: for CRAZY and OTP :|b

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We have a problem!

I AM GOIN' ON A FULLBLAST H - H - H - H I A T U S

FOR A BIT

SEE Y'ALL ON THE FLIPSIDE OF PRODUCTIVITY

THAT'S YUUSUKE, KYON, MAYA, KAZU, CLOUD, AND YAMAMOTO

POLLS ARE WEIRD

JUMP ME ANY TIME GUYS

I PROMISE IF I DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF A THREAD IT'S CAUSE I'M AN AIRHEAD. OR EXHAUSTED.

OR IT'S CAUSE I'M A BAD JEW, SINCE I JUST ATE STEAK AND DRANK MILK AT ONCE. THAT TOO.

/MEME

Oh right I play Yuusuke, Snake, Roy, Kyon, Manji, Maya, and Leonardo

I HAVE TWO ORDERS OF BUSINESS! Holy shit you guys, thank you so much for voting me in I HAVE A GIRL AGAIN

1) Since Phoenix is here on OFFICIAL ACKSHUN LAWYERING BUSINESS, that means Maya is too! Since she's here to help Nick, she'll be interviewing, investigating and otherwise in your base, checkin' you out! Maya's methods are a little different from Nick's in that she is KIND OF WACKY, but she also may possibly ask uncomfortable questions. She DOES know when to give up sometimes, so if you'd rather not have her up in your grill, just be firm and she'll stutter and retreat. T^Tb

THE BIG ONE.

2) SPIRIT CHANNELING! Where I take her from in canon, Maya is no longer in training, and can channel her dead sister's spirit at will (obviously, this particular stunt is not required at camp, YAY BIG SIS). When Maya channels, her body, face, and voice change to match the person she's channeling, and she shuts down for her invited guest to use her body for a brief period of time. Of course WACKY ANTICS may ensue to thwart serious channeling attempts (such as, say, Stephan, or channeling anyone that isn't in camp or is illegal for me to play). If you play a ghost, and you would like a séance, it is now possible! You'd be taking over Maya's body, so obviously TRUST IS INVOLVED, so we'd have to talk it out ooc - as well as IC, since it's not the most casual thing in the world. Meanwhile, I'll talk to Biz to work out any other dead people chats. (And keep in mind, Maya's a BIT wary, and will probably flat-out turn down anyone who sounds like they want to call up someone dangerous, for spoilery reasons).

Character: Maya Fey
Series: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney / Justice For All
Character Age: 18
Canon: "Be shocked and amazed - each case is a terrifying roller coaster of emotion! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be on the edge of your seat with your heart pounding! Will he barely scrape his way to a not guilty again?! Find out, and come to Wright and Co. Law Offices!" That's the kind of catch phrase Maya Fey thought up for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, in the middle of a circus murder investigation. After all, what suspect wouldn't want Wright to defend a murder trial after seeing a bright, glittery promotional poster like that?! . . .Needless to say, she's a little out of touch with reality. But who can blame her, considering her surroundings? It's a logic game that thinks whipping the judge is okay. EVERYONE'S a little out of touch with reality.

Maya's colorful resume includes touching everything at murder scenes, confiscating critical evidence for Nick's case by hiding it in her clothes, channeling her dead sister for some mentor's advice when the going gets tough, never missing a single episode of her favorite children's shows with cheesy titles, and never letting Nick give up on his goal, no matter how hopeless. She has solid determination, a good eye, a great heart, and no impulse filter whatsoever, thus is gifted with a talent for wacky tangents. If you're a lawyer, lake monster, samurai, burger, or a random movie prop, Maya is your number one fan. She's been kidnapped by an assassin and held for ransom, threatened by the mafia, framed for murder twice, and shocked by a psycho with a tazer, but this is all in a day's work as Maya Fey, spirit medium and Phoenix Wright's assistant!

Sample Post:

Wooooow, another murder at a movie studio? That does it - the evidence shows professional stars are way more likely to crack than postal workers! From here on out, going postal will be referred to as going actor! But don't worry, everyone. The Company of Wright and Company is on the case! I'm a seasoned professional when it comes to murders in the entertainment business by now. It's our policy to bark up every tree in the forest until we find the Wright one!

Speaking of which, Hi, Nick! You're probably all bitter and stressed out by now, but lucky for you your helpful assistant has arrived to help you catch the crooks and cheer you up! Like they say, all you have to do is walk into the light! ... Or is that find the light at the end of the tunnel? Hey Nick, what if it's a train? I guess you shouldn't go into mysterious dark tunnels anyway, no matter how alluring! I can't leave you alone for a second, can I?

I wonder what kind of production they're working on? I bet it's an epic battle to conquer Camp Fuck You Die! Won't that make a great pilot episode? The Zinc Zombies Battle the Perverse Purple Primate Pack! It could be the next big thing with grade school kids! Fight on, brave shambling warriors! Carry on in a time of adversity, just like the underpaid men and women who play you! You have to admit, the extras here are really inspiring. The director's fiancee is murdered, and they're still working so hard on the production, kept sharp by never knowing when a peer is going to go actor!

Maybe I should try to get to know them better? I could practice my acting with them! Graaaaaaagh! I may have eaten that pizza before coming here, but I have a second stomach for your braaaaaaaaaains! . . .Though maybe we should try to spice that up? Everyone's heard braaains before. Zinc Zombie Maya would want your buuuurrrgeerrrrs.

. . .

Oh, I know! I think the first stop for the investigation should be the mess hall! Those clues in the refrigerator aren't going to find themselves. I'd better do a really thorough search!


Voting here. A-awriiiiight.